Please Don’t Whip Me Mistress

One of my best callers I usually hear from a couple of times a week sees a real life Mistress, he’s been through a few of them in the many years we have been talking. One is just more cruel than the next. The tales he tells me on the phone are very funny to me of all the various punishments he’s been made to endure at her hand. One of the more amusing ones was with a butt plug she made him out of a piece of fresh ginger root. It is supposed to burn something awful when it’s peeled and inserted. I read online they used to use the same thing in horses to make them run faster!

He also had to take a condom and fill it with water and freeze it, so the frozen cylinder of ice was then inserted up his ass and it took hours and hours to melt and drip out. She really seems to like to punish his ass for some reason. He loves to call up and confess all these ridiculous things he’s had done to him at the hands of these women that he’s actually paying to do to him. He whimpers and cries like a little girl as he recounts all the insane things they have done to him. Many callers do like to confess their sexual adventures to an operator, as they can’t share these things in their own life with their real life partners if they even have any, so we provide a friendly and understanding ear for them.

He apparently took a 50 hour beating at her hands. I think he does embellish for sure, as not many people could even stay awake for 50 straight hours, I can only imagine how much your arm would hurt after administering blows for 50 hours. I laugh when he recounts these mostly unbelievable tales to me, but for whatever reason, it gives him comfort to tell me all these wild stories so I’m only too happy to listen to spin them, as wild and improbable as they are.

Panties Phone Sex

Woman with her hand in her pink and black polka dot lace panties

I cannot even count the number of guys that call up for phone sex that have a fetish for ladies panties. One of the top things that surprised me when I started this job, was how many guys were wearing ladies underwear under their clothes in the first place. There’s a lot. They claim it’s the fabric that they love against their cock, but that’s silly. You can get men’s silk boxers they can get anywhere. They just like that they are wearing ladies undergarments! It’s as simple as that.

One called me up today and he’d stolen the panties of his friend’s wife when he was over visiting them. She’d gone to bed to early and he went to use the washroom and had to pass her bedroom door on the way there and said it was open a crack and he could see her leg peaking out from under the covers and he had a thing for her anyway and the sight of her leg got him hard and he went into the bathroom and said a pair of her red panties were on the floor and he picked them up and smelled the crotch of them and said how good they smelled and said they smelled really good and he took them and put them in his pocket and when he got home placed them in a plastic bag to keep the smell inside and he’s been smelling them as he masturbated for the last couple of weeks and is having so much fun with them.

So many guys love panties, I’ve had ones call up and just ask me to say the word over and over and over again. You’d think they’d get tired of it, but they don’t. It has a real effect on them. The thought of panties that have been right against a woman’s pussy, the popularity of upskirt pics is another thing guys into panties love. The sight of them, the smell of the stolen ones, some stealing them from everyone from their own mom’s to their mother in law, to the wives of friends. There’s lots of stolen panties out there, trust me. I hear about them all the time from the guys that call and are rubbing them all over their dicks.

No One Knows How To Touch A Woman Like Another Woman

Last night one of the rare lady callers I have called me and she was actually very horny. I always enjoy the lady callers to the phone sex lines, since many are so curious to actually be with another lady and fool around with them. A few have, but more often than not they are a bit too shy or reserved and just haven’t been able to make that final crossover from fantasy to reality. They call up a line like this to get as close to the real thing as they can get.

Some may have had a lesbian experience at some point in the past, but haven’t had an opportunity since then and are eager to relive what they can of it as they masturbate. I must say, I’ve gotten quite turned on listening to them play with themselves and on the occasions I have had a lady caller, I’ve joined them more than a few times. I love how soft they sound in comparison to men, their voices, so sweet and sexy and some of them are fucking loud when they cum! You really know they had a good time when they scream in ecstasy when they cum for you, and many times of course they are multi orgasmic.

One that calls a few times a year loves to talk about how she’d love to have me eat her pussy, my face buried between her thighs, sucking on her stiffened little clit, my face covered with all of her juices and driving her crazy with my darting tongue. It’s always fun to talk about it, since I’d really like to actually do it. I’m curious to be with a girl myself, and tease their pussy with my fingers, sliding in and out of their pussy, driving them wild and then rubbing my own cunt that is still wet from their juices. Oh I do wish I got more lesbian callers, they do arouse me, at times more than the men! And many times when the gents cal, they ask if I’ve had any lady callers and they like to hear all the naughty details!

Hair Fetish Phone Sex


A fetish not too many phone sex callers call up about is hair. Long, flowing locks that would drape over them as you’re riding their cock and covering your breasts cascading down. Some even want to come in your hair. One used to have a thing for women’s hair buns, and covering them with his cum, he’d call them sticky buns! That was very comical, that ones could think of shooting cum in a woman’s hair. He’d talk about actually fucking the woman’s hair bun. I’ve heard more than one guy talk about that actually, so odd as it is, it’s not unheard of.

Hair has long held all kinds of powers, some think their strength is in their hair, and many men find long hair on a woman the most attractive and I agree that it usually is as well. Many cultures insist on a woman covering her hair up since it’s just too desirable to be seen by anyone but her husband. Some like long hair to be dragged all over their bodies and tickle and tease them and drive them wild. Of course when a guy fucks you doggy style they like to pull on the hair like reins and pull the woman around, many do with ponytails or even pigtails, using them like a handle of sorts.

A man called the phone sex line once and he was wearing a long, woman’s wig, he said it made him feel so sexy. Many that are into crossdressing when they go the whole nine yards and wear makeup and wigs, they seem to prefer longer type of wig styles than shorter ones. I certainly always felt more feminine when my hair was longer, so I get their point. Hair can no doubt be sexy and one of a woman’s focal points of attractiveness, so if you get turned on by long, flowing hair, give me a call and we can talk all about how we could do all kinds of fun things with it.

Tease And Denial Phone Sex For You


Do you like tease and denial phone sex? I think you do. You love that ache that builds up in your balls, the one that makes them blue, then purple. You can feel that ache all the way to your stomach, can’t you? I have guys call up that have been in male chastity devices for literally months and then will call me up and blow their loads while I talk naughty to them. That is, if I let them cum at all. Since of course many are into being denied entirely and will bring themselves almost to the brink of cumming and then stop for another couple of weeks.

One day alone I had 6 different men call up wearing cock cages. Some have actual real time Mistresses that are holding the keys to their chastity devices and will not allow them access to their own penis, since they wish to deny them orgasm for weeks or months on end. Some will be let out for brief periods of a couple of days every few months and be allowed to pleasure themselves during that brief time out of the device then they will be put back in. One guy sent me pics of himself in some customized belt he’d welded together that was an extra layer of protection against getting out of the device. Looked mighty uncomfortable, but he liked knowing he couldn’t get out of it if the desire overtook him.

Some that call up for tease and denial phone sex will ask if they can cum if they can tip you. A cum tax, I honesty love those ones. They are so horny they will blow in a minute once they get started and they will tip you a good deal to be allowed to cum. They will be so sure they can last and not blow to save themselves the cum tax, but once they start they can’t stop and will happily tip you to shoot their load in just a couple of minutes. They are great!

ABDL Phone Sex For You


The diaper boys are coming out in full force tonight it seems, I’ve had two of them call in the last few hours. One of them wanted me to chant, “Pampers, Pampers, Pampers!” over and over as he came in his diapers. ABDL phone sex, that stands for adult baby diaper lover. This one was less extreme than most, he just liked to cum in the diapers, he didn’t thankfully wet them or mess in them as some do and find arousal from, he only wore them to came in them and has been wearing them since he was a kid. He’d steal diapers from neighbours that had kids and wear them in secret at home, hoping his mom wouldn’t find out, and apparently she never did.

Obviously he wasn’t cumming in them at such a young age, but he found comfort in wearing them and as a teen would drive to the next town over to buy them, since he was afraid someone from his own town might see him buying them and wonder why. The one a few hours ago likes to soak his though, wetting them until they are totally saturated. He said the wetter he gets, the harder he gets. Ok, lovely visual there, how sexy. Yet claims his girlfriends have been very supportive of his fetish even though he’s wet their bed! I’d kick that sicko to the curb if anyone peed on my stuff!

The feeling of comfort and going back to a time when they had no cares, when they were loved and cared for and no worries, this is what they are striving to recreate by going back to that time of their life. Most I speak to for ABDL phone sex certainly are wetting in their diapers at the very least, the cumming only was a new one on me, but if it makes them happy, it’s pretty harmless really. I do get lots of adult babies calling, so it is a popular fetish many are secretly into.

OMG Your Cock Is So Small!

It’s ironic how big small penis humiliation is. It’s one of the top calls that guys call up and ask me to do for them. Small, pitiful, tiny, useless cocks that are no good for any woman, this is what they have. It turns them on when I laugh at them and tell them how I’d kick them out of bed if I saw that pitiful appendage dangling between their legs. That I’d take out my phone camera and snap a pic of it and send it to all my girlfriends so I could let them see how totally useless you really are.

They call up on the phone and sometimes even email me pics before the call so I can see how truly pathetic it is and ridicule them and post them on the blogs and whatnot. They like the odd fame they get when girls post their pitiful penis pics online and say this is such and such’s cock, look how sad it really is! One emailed a pic of his cock up next to a plug of a lamp cord, the plug was longer than his dick, like an inch and a half. As is any woman would even feel that nub go inside, let alone be able to cum from it.

One loser thought he had a “big cock” at 4 inches. I laughed at him and said in what universe is that big? It’s 2 inches shorter than average. I said your screen name should be Hung Like a Mouse. He was utterly clueless about his lack of size, I soon filled him in and told him what a nothing his dick was, that no woman would be raving about his lipstick sized cock. Nothing made him harder than my laughter and cruelty, and he came his few dribbles and was finished rubbing his little clitty for the night.

MILF For Phone


I am a sex starved MILF that got into phone sex because masturbating alone just wasn’t cutting it anymore for me. I have a teenage son, and frankly half his friends turn me on so much, it’s all I can do to contain myself. I’ve even listened to my son masturbate through his door then go into my own room and get off. He turns me on even. I must sound like some kind of nympho. I know he and his girlfriend have phone sex sometimes, I’ve listened in at his door and heard them talking.

I enjoy phone sex myself and thought if I didn’t do something, I’d be making a fool out of myself and coming on to his friends soon, so I looked into it and ended up here. It’s actually been a really good outlet for me. I’ve been masturbating a lot, and never been so satisfied, yet I do find the more I do it the more I want it. My son has no idea I’ve been doing this at night, I told him I got some kind of customer service job that routes calls to the house and just take them in my bedroom, he’s none the wiser. My husband left a few years ago and I simply haven’t had the time to find a regular relationship since, so masturbation and cheap phone sex has been filling the void of a normal sexual relationship.

It’s not been bad, I’ve been able to save up some money for his college next year. His dad is kind of stingy and only pays the minimum he’s required to by law for support, I want to stay at home and be here for my son, but fuck, I get horny and lonely and am glad I’ve turned to this as an outlet. It’s worked out very well. Now if I could just stop lusting after his friends, who knows, maybe one of them would like a MILF for some real life experience. I do love the teen guys so much, they are so sexy.

Girlie Boy


I am what you call a girl with a surprise. What does that mean for those of you not in the know? It means a chick with a dick, a shemale, a tranny. I get lots of straight men as phone sex callers and they indeed have curiosities about shemales. I have gotten so many calls recently due to the seemingly surging interest in shemales. More and more guys are deciding they want to experiment with one, go outside their normal comfort zone. They may be curious about cock, but unsure about trying something with another man.

A shemale is a perfect way for them to introduce themselves to the cock of another guy. Many of us are quite feminine and pretty and have breasts and long hair and look like women, except for or cocks. So a man interested in other guys might use a shemale as a stepping stone to them, or be happy to stay with shemales alone. Some cock loving men love to suck on our cocks forever, content to nurse away on one. When I get phone sex callers talking about their desire to be with a tranny, many have tried going to a tranny escort and have actually been with one.

I sit here stroking my 8 inch cock, hard as a rock as I listen to the men call up and tell me how they got the fucking of their life by a shemale they paid to go visit and came harder than they ever have before. For many, it’s an extremely liberating experience to finally have the other cock that they have been craving. Other callers are just too shy or afraid to actually sample the wares of a shemale and keep their interest of us to phone sex and watching shemale porn, I’m here for them no matter how they express it.

What Daddy Heard

When I was younger and still living at home, I couldn’t always see my boyfriend to fuck as often as I would have liked, he lived at home too, so we could only really fuck when one of our sets of parents was out for a few hours and slip in and play then when no one was around. We had lots of phone sex and I was always worried my parents would hear me, since I’m kind of loud when I cum. My parents were out for dinner with friends and I called my boyfriend to come over that we had the house to ourselves.

He came over and we fucked for hours and I wasn’t quiet, why would I be, we had total privacy, or so I thought. My boyfriend left after a couple of hours and my mom arrived home a while later. I asked her where daddy was and she said didn’t you know, I said know what. She said daddy had hurt his leg and didn’t feel up to walking much so he decided to stay home and rest and he’d been in his den all night. I froze. That meant he had been across the hall the entire night and heard me and my boyfriend carry on like fucking animals.

I didn’t know what to say. I couldn’t tell her. The next day I could barely look him in the eye. I asked him if he was feeling any better after his injury and he said he was. I asked him if everything was ok, I was nearly blushing as I asked and he winked at me and said yes, everything was ok. I knew he knew and he knew I knew he knew, yet we said no more. It was an odd little secret we had from mom. He’s a cool dad. When I think of what he must have heard, I’m so embarrassed to think about it, but I didn’t know he was home. I told my boyfriend about it and he laughed and I said it wasn’t funny. He said maybe next time my mom goes out he can come over anyway even if my dad’s still at home! He’s terrible!